Porn for Pregnant Ladies

by Pregnant Chicken on January 17, 2012

Every so often I notice that someone has found this site by searching “Pregnant Woman Porn” and I have no doubt that I am not what they are looking for. But it got me to thinking, pregnant ladies *should* have their very own candy to look at. We have needs! We have desires!

So after seeing a bunch of these for crafting and new moms online, I thought about some of the wonderful words many pregnant women might like to hear.

Here are a few I came up with, but feel free to let me know what else these fine (oh so fine) gentlemen could say to make you weak in the knees.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks you, gentlemen. I couldn’t have said it better myself.



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Baby Weight – Book Giveaway

by Pregnant Chicken on January 16, 2012

When Micky Marie Morrison contacted me to do a giveaway for her book, Baby Weight, The Complete Guide to Prenatal & Postpartum Fitness, I was all over it.

Not just because her name is Micky Marie Morrison (how awesome), but because I’m always on the look out for practical, healthy approaches to fitness.

She sent me a copy of the book and I really like it. Not only does it have lots of cool exercises that you can do with the weight of your baby, but it also feature realistic images of women doing the workouts. None of these anorexic, well rested models holding babies trying to be passed off as new mothers. “Nice try, Twiggy. Go eat a cracker.”

The book also has a nice tone without the condescending “tut tut” crap –just practical content delivered in a simple, clean, supportive format.

I actually tried some of the moves with my three-year old and he had a great time. I would have preferred to use a two-month old baby rather than a surly pre-schooler, but no matter. It worked very well and now my kid keeps asking to do “the boat”.

This image cracks me up. I love that the baby is sound asleep just chillin’.

There is also a brilliant Sciatic Stretch, a whole chapter dedicated to moves you can do to alleviate common aches and pains like lower back pain, etc. There’s even a section on what you can do if you’re on bed rest.

There’s little doubt that Micky knows her stuff and it comes across in this book – even if my ab pain is making it hard to type.

If you’d like to win a copy, just leave a comment below and I’ll pull a winner next Monday. Good luck!



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The Fit Tit Meltdown

January 3, 2012

Reading your comments in The Secrets of Breastfeeding – Book Giveaway made me remember how hard it can be when you breastfeed. It also makes me lose my mind and start thinking that I should open a breastfeeding clinic that serves you Snapple and …

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The Secrets of Breastfeeding – Book Giveaway

January 3, 2012

As you may already know from the post Breastfeeding – My Little Slice of Hell, the road to successful breastfeeding was a little bumpy for me. So whenever I am asked to giveaway anything that helps women crack the secret to breastfeeding, I’m all…

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My Favourite Santa Shots

December 23, 2011

This really has nothing to do with pregnancy except that someone gave birth to each and everyone of these people, plus, these Santa shots are just too good not to share so what the heck.
Enjoy.
 

“Why is Santa burnt like that? I don’t wanna …

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It’s a Boy!

December 23, 2011

Because it’s the end of the year (and the season for giving), I wanted to do something nice with the money I’ve made from the ads that run down the side of this blog, so I decided to sponsor a kid.
I went through Plan Canada because they are a great op…

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Farmer boy

December 19, 2011

Imagine that most of this post is backed by intermittent screaming, the kind that jerks a parent awake at night and sends her running down the hall. That was Charlie, several times a night, from the start of this post…

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More Business of Being Born – DVD

December 12, 2011

If you haven’t already watched The Business of Being Born, then you may not know what all the buzz is about with the new release of More Business of Being Born.
A few people told me to watch the first movie a while ago and I have to admit I dragged my …

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Welcome Home, Daddy Picture

December 11, 2011

Someone sent me this picture and I thought it was pretty funny.

Here’s a woman who’s around five-months pregnant waiting for her husband who has been away on a 12 month tour. It’s one of those double takes that, even though there was probably a reason…

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Awkward Pregnancy Photos II

December 9, 2011

It was this time last year that I did the Awkward Pregnancy Photos post and it was a real hit.
Since then, many people have sent me images that are just as awesome, if not better, than some of the first shots. (How that is even possible is beyond me). …

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